Ilovebj

Westside Coolness

yjwd — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:47:05 +0000

i attended my friend’s wedding recently, in the western most tip of singapore – jurong very west. Congrats Jo, you got the best poker face. Anyway in my journey to the west, i seemed to have discovered a unique but popular hair style and pants fashion sense.

i saw 2 ladies spotting green streaks in their hair and another 2 AUNTIES in pants only elton john would wear. one had pants with one leg purple and other leg black. the other had black skin tight leather pants with some fiesty animal prints.

WAH SEH! very cool. sheng yuan pls dont follow.

My chat with God.

yjwd — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:38:30 +0000

Exams are really a balls-buster. How CAN MY EXAMS LAST FOR 3 WEEKS! ANYONE WILL GET SICK OF MUGGING FOR SO LONG!

So I seeked answers with God.
Me:
God, I don’t want to study already.
God:
Perhaps. I am a Christian.
Me:
I know. Can I not study for MP4F03?
God:
How do you know it?   I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are God. You are smarter than humans.
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.   Thanks for the compliment, . Be sure to tell your friends.
Me:
So if I don’t study, will I still get A+?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
Really!
God:
For real.
Me:
I will hold you to that.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Wah, cunning lei.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
We were talking about my exams!
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
So if i don’t study you will make me get an A ok?
God:
OK. Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
haha. you say one ah.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
God also can be wrong.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cos you said so.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
who is botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program’s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
SO YOU ARE FAKE???
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
KANINABEI CHAO CHEE BYE HORGAOGAN
God:
Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
FUCK OFF LA.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
waste my time.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
ALICE CAN GAM MY LANJIAO LA
God:
Yeah, Can what?

NTU Anecdote

yjwd — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:45:32 +0000

I missed a weekly 3 hour design tutorial a few weeks ago. I WAS SO SICK I COULDNT GET OUT OF BED. ok kidding. I overslept and would probably make it for the last half an hour. So i obviously didnt go. who would seriously?

The ah pek/tiong tutor surprise surprise asked for an MC.. which I didnt have. It was just a normal tutorial and I didnt really miss anything. Dont know why he was being all anal about it. Nobody really wants to attend his classes anyway. Everytime he spoke was like a blooming rafflesia.

I was sick the week before, so in my attempt to humour his silly MC request, I told him I didnt go get an MC as I was still sick and had dated prescriptions in my name from 2 previous doctors. there was no point seeing another doctor just for an MC when I had all the medication I needed. He requested to me to see him with my “proof of sickness”.

When I met him, he asked to see my medicine, promptly stood up and ask me to follow him out of his office.

He then marched me to the fucking staff photocopying room, ask me to wait outside and proceeded to place my meds side my side on photocopy machine screen and photocopied them. He didnt tell me what he was going to do with my meds, so when it dawned on me as I waited outside the room, my reaction was fucking priceless… half funny half stun.

Imagine if my medicine came in the form of those liquid bottles. Would be even funnier trying to see him photocopy that with the bottles rolling about.

Trying so hard…

yjwd — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:43:13 +0000

Sick

yjwd — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:19:52 +0000

i have visited 2 doctors. i feel absolutely like crap and i still have so much work. why me…. i need to get well soon.

Super white

yjwd — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:59:17 +0000

Why you should learn chinese. This song will get you all the chicks!

getting it up

yjwd — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:32:06 +0000

Moving further away from ambiguity, ilovebj sure is sounding increasingly like a pervy webbie now that I have returned from Beijing to sunny and humid Singapore. The exchange programme at Beijing was a blast but its back running through the final year slush for me. My fourth year in university! Boy am I an old fart.

Angsty Professor

yjwd — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:50:48 +0000

i told, what was probably, my second chinese joke in my life. and the teacher chided me for talking in class.

yjwd — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:34:54 +0000

Wah lao eh. Doing report again. I got craving siah. I want some HANUTA. Google has failed to give me any useful links on “hanuta beijing”.HANUTA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!

Hanuta Wrapped

Hanuta YUMMY!

who knows where to get this? I am hungry.

Its time

yjwd — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:30:37 +0000

Once again, its THAT time of the season where speculation are rife and opinions are being tossed all around. I just like to end all that jibber jabber with a dose of REALITY.

Currently, the English Premier League Table looks like this:-